hah
wow
leaving a post on your site to get your friends to cuss me out thats really fucking funny
do you guys even realise i havent checked my shit in forever...?
but please leave me some comments tell me how mutch of a
"bich as4s4ss4 pussy"
were coming in the name of the dead
ROb
*ediit* this has nothing to do with that shit ^
I awoke to a heavy thud on the window instinctly i rolled out of bed and grabbed my bat. Suddenly the door shattered and i say my mom dad and my cat zombified i beat them all down staring blankely for a second at my shattered family i loved them so mutch but they werent themselves anymore i grabbed my hoodie my back pack and put my phone in my pocket and run out to the car. I punch blanckly at the numbers trying to find anyones number i find josh and call him...."hello" he says "josh were the fuck are you we ened to get out of here" "im at javis house hurrry".i told him i would be ther in 5 minutes no fucking way were they going to get my best friend.
i see josh sitting on top of javis house with several zombies around him fighting them off with a kitchen knife it seems someone got javi out josh had to kill his mom and daniel in the process "josh get in the fucking car before i have to stick my bAawls in your mouthh"me and josh got in thinking abought our plan we had to go somewere do something we dident have any guns just my afermentioned bat and joshes kitchen knife
we drove for around ten minutes looking for a place to go we finally agreed to go to the school.i break the window leading into the science hall of the fish tank and josh squezzes in and unlocks the door. the school seems deserted after talking for a bit we decide to split up i now you neve fucking split up but in this situation it was needed "ill go look for guns,get me the chemicals from the science classes were gonna fuck some zombies up" we depart i give him my bat and he gives me the knife he might need more protection than me then its on full on ninja mode i drop my bag and take off i run to the police office and start searching the place i found a revovlver in the desk door. i took out the shotgun from the plexi glass lock box and took off looking for josh.Ther i see it josh fighting three zombies it looks like he killed two but he was having trouble with the last thats when it kicked in i sprinted past josh and jumped on the brick wall springing off and kicking the zombie in the head with a ninja kick crushing his face..."yeah im a fucking ninja you dont have to tell me bitch" we laugh to ourselves and go to the grounds keeping shed ther we get pvc and mix up a few smoke and pipe bombs time to leave give jjosh the shot gun and i take the revolver being a cowboy was always more my style me and josh climb in the car and drive past lowes we find a huge wooden cage and hundred of zombies lying in the street we quickly realise dirk and shane were here
"They went to the pawn shop" i say "how do you now that replies" josh...."three words....the War Wagon...."
II:
We pulled up seeing the hundreds of zombies lying in the sun. "shit dude....."josh said "comon we have to move fast" we dispatched from our car running into the pawn shop we say the place ransacked ammo boxes littered the floor the gun counters were broken and ther i say him the lifeless body of kyle or whom i thought was kyle ( alarge chunk blowned out of his head made him hard to distinguish)"FUCK theve already been here....." i sidd "gather what you can grab as mutch as you can carry" i quickly ran over a replaced my old revolver for a repeating rifle and a sawed off shotgun..."hail to the king baby"i said laughing for my love of shitty b-horror movies after stocking up on what was left of the ammo and guns me and josh set the pile of zombies on fire so the deasease wouldent spread we then took off in the pawn shop van not only being strudyer than the car we were driving it could accomadate more people if we found any survivors we talk abought the pplan for a few seconds and decide to go to lowes mabe someone was still ther who new...
we arrive at lowes walking quietly inside the door something dosent feel right its to quiet "shit dude be on guard" i whisper to josh i here a quiet whimpering almost crying sound coming from one of the locked office doors i shoot the lock off the door prepared for a zombie to come and attack to my surprise i see tone on the floor in the fetal position "tone? tone!" i yell ..."ther gonna get us ther coming to get us they got kyle ana andy everyone ther coming to get us" he quietly mumbles i help pick him up "weere done for dude were dead no way can get through this" he yells "SNAP THE FUCK OUT OF IT" Screamed josh slapping him..."i um.. thankyou"whispered a stunned tone " take this i hand him my sawed off shotgun "ther we feel better know" lets go guys me josh and tone take off through all of lowes when we here the loud speaker turn on "SHIT ROB JOSH TONE ITS ME BRENT HOMIE"a loud "WHAT THE FUCK" erupted from all three of us "YEAH COME TO THE FRONT OFFICE" we run to the front of the store and here three clicking sounds as the bolts of the heavy door unlock ther we sday the familirar face of brent and some guy i dident regocnize "hi im paul" the stranger said....."SHIT HOMIES WE GOT COMPANY" brent yelled looking out ther front window we say 50 no 80 zombies sprinting twowrds us "SIT SHIT SHIT " i screamed taking up my gun i said "well boys it looks like were going to have to kill some zombies lkets do this shit LEEEROY"
III:
JEEENNNNKINNNSS!!!!! BLAM mark comes flyin outta nowhere with the club that dirk used to carry around...it was an actual club...like used to lock sterring wheels... split into the two pieces used for zombie bashing.... " HOLY CRAP" i said ... " HELP HIM OUT!!!" a hail of gunfire erupts from the parapets in the fort....the zombies are mostly done for...but sadly Mark was too..... i had accidently killed him with one of my not so well placed pipe bombs...may he rest in peace rather than one of those damned monsters.......
"Welcome to FORT HOPE" said paul "were did dirk and shane go" "they went to dalla...." pauls words were cut short by the shatterin of a front window i rushed out the door to see what was wrong and was met by a shotgun barrel in my face "hands up bitch" the unknown guy said "woah take it easy buddy"i replied "it looks like me and my boys are going to comandear your little fort here" said the man "no the fuck you arent" yelled josh with his shotgun placed against the unknown mans head i shoot josh a a look and duck suddenly and in an instant josh fires and blows the guys head off "team works" i said giveing him a hi-five and brushing the brain chunks off my gun "theyll be more" says brent...we have to do something wait give me a minute i remeber the phone in my pocket i search for dirks name i pray he dident forghet his cell phone one ring...two rings....three r..."yeah this is dirk"i hear"dirk?DIRK! its me Rob"a pause"shit dude your alive were are you?"dirk says "FORT HOPE but we have some crazy redneck bandits who are gonna assult us in a few hours trying to take the fort for themselves"another longer pause "you have to sabotgae the place i have to go ill leave that up to you call me as soon as you can alright man be careful stay safe i have faith in you Rob"dirk replies"thanks man ill see you soon"i say i walk back into the room "what are we gonna do" asked tone " alright what we do is get all the propane tanks and stack them up in stacks of three in a big square next we get everything flammable keroscene gas chemicals whatever nylon anything basically were gonna ,ake a really really really big bimb but the only problem is we need some one to detonate it...and well...they probably wont survive.."i say the room grows quiet for a few minutes.fiinally an answer "ill do it" says brent " are you sure man..." i say.."yeah your my boys ide do anything for you guys" says brent putting ona false happiness " alright lets get to work" i say we work for abought and hour and a half when we can here a load noise "iits ther trucks judging by the sound ther be here in ten minutes " im good guys i can do the rest from here" "alright i say were going to the hospital for the rest of the plan later man thankyou so mutch dude" "yeah brent thanks so mutch" tone says we all give him a hug and go out the side door and jump in the van as were driving off we see abought 10 trucks pull up dragging dead bodies behind to attract the zombies so abouyght 100 zombies who were being led by the rednecks trucks attack and kill them and then run inside the store after abought 5 9 we here a shot go off and we see FORT HOPE engulfed in flames and slowly the inferno dissapears into the horizon.... |